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If you were a plant, what kind of plant would you be?

A ruby ball cactus

What is the weirdest thing you do in your free time?
make low-quality beats on GarageBand

Where is the weirdest place you spent a Saturday night in high school?

In a crowded horse barn at 1 a.m.

Logan
Arnold
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Ben
Brock

If you were a fictional character who would you be? 

Flat Stanley

 

If you could tell time with any object, what would it be?

A sundial - I have no idea how those things work

 

If you could eliminate any color, which would it be and why?

Indigo - There's nothing worse than when you go to color the sky of your kindergarten drawing only to find out the crayon masquerading as blue was actually a weird shade of purple

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What is your favorite arbitrary fact?

The United States has about 1.4 billion pounds of cheese sitting in stockpiles – enough to give every American 4 pounds of cheese at a moment's notice

If you were a plant, what kind of plant would you be?
A mushroom. I think I'm a fun-guy

If you could be a fly on the wall in any room, what room would you be in?

Id land on the Mona Lisa. Nobody would dare smack me.

Joe
Fillenwarth
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Grace
Georgi

If you were a fictional character, who would you be?

Clifford the Big Red Dog. No thoughts, just big :]

What is the weirdest thing you do in your free time?
I still play Webkinz when I get stressed (there's no problem that the pizza game cannot solve).

What would your band name be?

Dumb People Rights

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What is your favorite arbitrary fact?

In Switzerland, it is illegal to own only one guinea pig. you have to at least own two. they consider it cruel to not let guinea pigs socialize.

What is the weirdest thing you do in your free time?
Collect sauces from various restaurants.

Where is the weirdest place you spent a Saturday night in high school?

In a hotel room while hugging a Book of Mormon.

Gatlin
Freiburger
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Parker
Gray

If you were a fictional character, who would you be?

Edna Mode. Cool house. Great hair.

What philosophical concept frustrates you the most?
Anything involving numbers. I didn't sign up for that.

What would be your death row meal?

Fried Chicken and whatever food cost the government the most money to procure.

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Griffin
Green

What is your favorite arbitrary fact?

On average, a country somewhere in the world celebrates its independence from Britain roughly once a week. 

If you were a plant, what kind of plant would you be?
An Evergreen tree, I like being tall

What would be your death row meal?

A nice Mac-and-Cheese

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Rachel
Johnson

If you were a plant, what kind of plant would you be?

Mint because it's outrageous and grows everywhere.

If you could tell time with any object, what would you choose?
A doorknob so it can tell me how late I am.

If you could be a fly on the wall in any room, what room would you be in?

The room where my brother was trying to convince my sister in law to name their first son after Bruce Wayne.

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Brianna 
Lopez

Where is the weirdest place you spent a Saturday night in high school?

The Gaylord Opryland Resort & Convention Center (it was also definitely the coolest place I spent a Saturday night in high school)

 

What philosophical concept frustrates you the most? 

Existentialism because it makes my head hurt

 

If you could eliminate any color, which would it be and why?

Puce - It's not even a bad color it just has a terrible name

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Emma 
Hamilton

What is the weirdest thing you do in your free time?

I like to do online apartment/job hunting in cities I want to live in. Lately, it's been Portland, Maine.

If you could tell time with any object, what would you choose? 

My security water bottle.

If you were a plant, what kind of plant would you be? 

A cactus. I'm pretty self-sufficient, and sometimes I forget to drink water for 3 days straight.

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What is your favorite arbitrary fact?

Some jellyfish can age forwards, and then age backwards, becoming essentially immortals

If you were a plant, what kind of plant would you be?

A Paw Paw tree! Because they produce fruit that is a mix between a banana and a mango, but they are found in Indiana and Michigan, where you would never think to look.

What would be your death row meal?

Toast

Karina
Kasmauskis
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Isabel
Lozano

If you were a fictional character, who would you be?

Ironman.

What is the weirdest thing you do in your free time?
Collect rocks.

What would be your death row meal?

ANYTHING with potatoes.

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Jozie
Nicholson

If you were a plant, what kind of plant would you be?

I would be a fake plant, so no one has to water me and I'd still look cute.

If you could tell time with any object, what would you choose?
Sunflowers, so I have a reason to plant sunflowers everywhere.

If you could eliminate any color, which would you choose and why?

Any shade of blue/purple that is not clearly one or the other. They are just so frustrating.

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If you were a type of plant, what would you be?

Bamboo (I want to be eaten by Pandas)


Favorite fictional character?

Babe, the pig


Where is the strangest place you spent a Saturday in high school?

Tijuana


What would be your band name?

The Aggravated Sloths

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Dave
Concepción

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