An International Undergraduate Philosophy Journal
STAFF
If you were a plant, what kind of plant would you be?
A ruby ball cactus
What is the weirdest thing you do in your free time?
make low-quality beats on GarageBand
Where is the weirdest place you spent a Saturday night in high school?
In a crowded horse barn at 1 a.m.
Logan
Arnold
Mariah
Bowman
What philosophical concept frustrates you the most?
Literally all of them
What’s most commonly found in your pockets?
Nothing because women's pants have the smallest pockets
What would your band name be?
Dented Water Meters
Ben
Brock
If you were a fictional character who would you be?
Flat Stanley
If you could tell time with any object, what would it be?
A sundial - I have no idea how those things work
If you could eliminate any color, which would it be and why?
Indigo - There's nothing worse than when you go to color the sky of your kindergarten drawing only to find out the crayon masquerading as blue was actually a weird shade of purple
Joseph
Cooper
What would be your death row meal?
Just a whole mess of Texas Roadhouse rolls
What is your favorite arbitrary fact?
A group of lemurs is called a conspiracy
What would your band name be?
Deep Space Rat Race
If you could be a fly on the wall in any room, what room would you be in?
The room in which 2001: A Space Odyssey was edited
If you were a plant, what kind of plant would you be?
An orchid. Expensive and hard to manage but beautiful.
What would your band name be?
I'm Sorry We Don't Sound Very Good We Didn't Have Enough Time to Practice
Emily
Fuher
Emma
Hamilton
Where is the weirdest place you spent a Saturday night in high school?
On top of my high school's football field press box
What would your band name be?
Band Name Generator
If you were a plant, what kind of plant would you be?
A cactus because I wish I was that low maintenance
Brianna
Lopez
Where is the weirdest place you spent a Saturday night in high school?
The Gaylord Opryland Resort & Convention Center (it was also definitely the coolest place I spent a Saturday night in high school)
What philosophical concept frustrates you the most?
Existentialism because it makes my head hurt
If you could eliminate any color, which would it be and why?
Puce - It's not even a bad color it just has a terrible name
If you were a plant, what kind of plant would you be?
A succulent, because they are so tiny and cute
What is the weirdest thing you do in your free time?
I love to vacuum!
If you could be a fly on the wall in any room, what room would you be in?
Radio City Music Hall rehearsal room, but more specifically, I would want to be a fly on the wall for a Rockettes rehearsal
Anne Mei
McClain
If you could tell time with any object, what would you choose?
My glasses, because then I would always know the time without looking anywhere.
What philosophical concept frustrates you the most?
Skepticism because skeptics are skeptical of everything which means they should also be skeptical of the concept of skepticism which brings to question everything. It's an endless circle.
If you could tell time with any object, what would it be?
My glasses, because then I would always know the time without looking anywhere.
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Rose
Winters
What is your favorite arbitrary fact?
The Queen of England technically owns all of England's swans
What things are most commonly found in your pockets?
Cinnamon gum wrappers and Target receipts
If you could be a fly on the wall in any room, what room would you be in?
Literally any room Harry Styles is also in
Isabel
Parham
Gatlin
Freiburger
Where is the weirdest place you spent a Saturday night in high school?
In a hotel room while hugging a Book of Mormon
If you were a plant, what kind of plant would you be?
A dandelion - You'll see me outside a lot when summer first starts. As the year goes on, I'm out less, and I get paler.
What is your favorite arbitrary fact?
In Switzerland, it is illegal to own only one guinea pig. You have to own at least two. They consider it cruel to not let guinea pigs socialize.
What is your favorite arbitrary fact?
Robert Pattinson is bald
What would your band name be?Goose Culture
What would be your death row meal?
Potato goulash with dumplings,
Japanese tofu from MingHin, a garlic and spinach deep dish pizza from Giordano's, Superman ice cream from the Plush Horse, and a Fresca to wash it all down
Annamarie
Clobuciar
What is your favorite arbitrary fact?
Cap’n Crunch’s full name is Horatio Magellan Crunch
What is the weirdest thing you do in your free time?
I still play Webkinz to relieve stress
If you could be a fly on the wall in any room, what room would you be in?
The fly in Mike Pence's hair in the VP debate
Grace
Georgi
What is your favorite arbitrary fact?
Some jellyfish can age forwards, and then age backwards, becoming essentially immortals
If you were a plant, what kind of plant would you be?
A Paw Paw tree! Because they produce fruit that is a mix between a banana and a mango, but they are found in Indiana and Michigan, where you would never think to look.
What would be your death row meal?
Toast
Karina
Kasmauskis
If you could tell time with any object, what would you choose?
The inside of my eyelids
If you were a plant, what kind of plant would you be?
A hydroelectric power plant
What is the weirdest thing you do in your free time?
Sing in a barbershop quartet
Nathan
Maxwell
Luna
Metzing
What would be your death row meal?
Caramel empanadas, buffalo chicken wings, and pizza bread
If you could eliminate any color, which would it be and why?
Cantaloupe - it doesn't do the fruit justice
What is most commonly found in your pockets?
A knife
If you were a type of plant, what would you be?
Bamboo (I want to be eaten by Pandas)
Favorite fictional character?
Babe, the pig
Where is the strangest place you spent a Saturday in high school?
Tijuana
What would be your band name?
The Aggravated Sloths
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Dave
Concepción
What is your favorite arbitrary fact?
Approximately 35% of all facts are actually made up on the spot
If you could be a fly on the wall in any room, what room would you be in?
Wherever they keep the aliens inside Area 51
What would your band name be?
Tub of Pulp