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If you were a plant, what kind of plant would you be?

A ruby ball cactus

What is the weirdest thing you do in your free time?
make low-quality beats on GarageBand

Where is the weirdest place you spent a Saturday night in high school?

In a crowded horse barn at 1 a.m.

Logan
Arnold
Mariah
Bowman

What philosophical concept frustrates you the most?

Literally all of them

 

What’s most commonly found in your pockets? 

Nothing because women's pants have the smallest pockets

 

What would your band name be?

Dented Water Meters

Ben
Brock

If you were a fictional character who would you be? 

Flat Stanley

 

If you could tell time with any object, what would it be?

A sundial - I have no idea how those things work

 

If you could eliminate any color, which would it be and why?

Indigo - There's nothing worse than when you go to color the sky of your kindergarten drawing only to find out the crayon masquerading as blue was actually a weird shade of purple

Joseph
Cooper

What would be your death row meal? 

Just a whole mess of Texas Roadhouse rolls 

What is your favorite arbitrary fact?

A group of lemurs is called a conspiracy

What would your band name be?

Deep Space Rat Race

If you could be a fly on the wall in any room, what room would you be in?

The room in which 2001: A Space Odyssey was edited
If you were a plant, what kind of plant would you be?
An orchid. Expensive and hard to manage but beautiful. 
What would your band name be? 

I'm Sorry We Don't Sound Very Good We Didn't Have Enough Time to Practice 

Emily
Fuher
Emma 
Hamilton

Where is the weirdest place you spent a Saturday night in high school? 

On top of my high school's football field press box

What would your band name be? 

Band Name Generator

If you were a plant, what kind of plant would you be? 

A cactus because I wish I was that low maintenance

Brianna 
Lopez

Where is the weirdest place you spent a Saturday night in high school?

The Gaylord Opryland Resort & Convention Center (it was also definitely the coolest place I spent a Saturday night in high school)

 

What philosophical concept frustrates you the most? 

Existentialism because it makes my head hurt

 

If you could eliminate any color, which would it be and why?

Puce - It's not even a bad color it just has a terrible name

If you were a plant, what kind of plant would you be?

A succulent, because they are so tiny and cute

What is the weirdest thing you do in your free time?

I love to vacuum!

If you could be a fly on the wall in any room, what room would you be in?

Radio City Music Hall rehearsal room, but more specifically, I would want to be a fly on the wall for a Rockettes rehearsal

Anne Mei
McClain

If you could tell time with any object, what would you choose? 

My glasses, because then I would always know the time without looking anywhere. 

 

What philosophical concept frustrates you the most? 

Skepticism because skeptics are skeptical of everything which means they should also be skeptical of the concept of skepticism which brings to question everything. It's an endless circle. 

 

If you could tell time with any object, what would it be? 

My glasses, because then I would always know the time without looking anywhere.

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Rose
Winters

What is your favorite arbitrary fact?

The Queen of England technically owns all of England's swans

What things are most commonly found in your pockets?

Cinnamon gum wrappers and Target receipts

If you could be a fly on the wall in any room, what room would you be in?

Literally any room Harry Styles is also in

Isabel
Parham
Gatlin
Freiburger

Where is the weirdest place you spent a Saturday night in high school?

In a hotel room while hugging a Book of Mormon

If you were a plant, what kind of plant would you be?

A dandelion - You'll see me outside a lot when summer first starts. As the year goes on, I'm out less, and I get paler.

What is your favorite arbitrary fact?

In Switzerland, it is illegal to own only one guinea pig. You have to own at least two. They consider it cruel to not let guinea pigs socialize.

What is your favorite arbitrary fact?

Robert Pattinson is bald

What would your band name be?Goose Culture

What would be your death row meal?

Potato goulash with dumplings,

 Japanese tofu from MingHin, a garlic and spinach deep dish pizza from Giordano's, Superman ice cream from the Plush Horse, and a Fresca to wash it all down

Annamarie
Clobuciar

What is your favorite arbitrary fact?

Cap’n Crunch’s full name is Horatio Magellan Crunch

What is the weirdest thing you do in your free time?

I still play Webkinz to relieve stress

If you could be a fly on the wall in any room, what room would you be in?

The fly in Mike Pence's hair in the VP debate

Grace 
Georgi

What is your favorite arbitrary fact?

Some jellyfish can age forwards, and then age backwards, becoming essentially immortals

If you were a plant, what kind of plant would you be?

A Paw Paw tree! Because they produce fruit that is a mix between a banana and a mango, but they are found in Indiana and Michigan, where you would never think to look.

What would be your death row meal?

Toast

Karina
Kasmauskis

If you could tell time with any object, what would you choose? 

The inside of my eyelids

If you were a plant, what kind of plant would you be?

A hydroelectric power plant

What is the weirdest thing you do in your free time? 

Sing in a barbershop quartet

Nathan
Maxwell
Luna
Metzing

What would be your death row meal?

Caramel empanadas, buffalo chicken wings, and pizza bread

If you could eliminate any color, which would it be and why?

Cantaloupe - it doesn't do the fruit justice

What is most commonly found in your pockets?

A knife

If you were a type of plant, what would you be?

Bamboo (I want to be eaten by Pandas)


Favorite fictional character?

Babe, the pig


Where is the strangest place you spent a Saturday in high school?

Tijuana


What would be your band name?

The Aggravated Sloths

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Dave
Concepción

What is your favorite arbitrary fact?

 

Approximately 35% of all facts are actually made up on the spot

If you could be a fly on the wall in any room, what room would you be in?

Wherever they keep the aliens inside Area 51

What would your band name be?

 

Tub of Pulp

Malequi
Picazo

Stance Internal Staff