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If you could be a fly on the wall in any room, which room would you be in?

Thalia Hall in Chicago

What is the weirdest thing you do in your free time?


I pick a mobile game, like Candy Crush, and play it until I beat every level, and then I start over again with a new game

What would your band name be?

The Wombat Combat

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Becker
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Luke
Brown

What's your favorite arbitrary fact? 

Dolphins have "names" for each other

 

If you were a plant, what kind plant would you be?

Ficus audrey - I'm scrawny like the trunk and branches on the houseplants

 

If you could be a fly on the wall in any room, which room would you be in?

Kanye West's bedroom, you'd see everything...

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What things are most commonly found in your pockets?
 

The usual: wallet, car keys, a sample of volcanic ash from Mount St. Helens, an inhaler—nothing out of the ordinary

Which philosophical concept frustrates you the most?
 

The notion that language is inherently limiting and the biggest answers can’t be adequately described in words. Something to that effect, at least; I don’t know how to explain it

What would be your death row meal?

Shellfish. I'm deathly allergic to shellfish. I refuse to give them the satisfaction of executing me on their terms

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Cope
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Ethan
Fuller

What's your favorite arbitrary fact?
 

It took the Australian government two wars, referred to collectively as “The Great Emu War,” to reduce wild emu populations

If you were a plant, what kind of plant would you be?
 

I’d probably be some form of cactus since I rarely ever drink water and am still surviving
 

If you could be a fly on the wall in any room, which room would you be in?


 I’d definitely be that fly that constantly terrorizes the Starbucks employees. You know, the one that jumps from drink to drink, tasting each one

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Luna 
Metzing

What is the weirdest thing you do in your free time?

Can peppers

What philosophical concept frustrates you the most?

Capitalism

If you could be a fly on the wall in any room, which room would you be in?

An empty one

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Kevin
Todd

What is the weirdest thing you do in your free time?

Think

If you could be a fly on the wall in any room, which room would you be in? 

Kitchen

 

If you could eliminate any color, which would it be and why?

Neon green, annoying color

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Rachel
Johnson

If you were a plant, what kind of plant would you be?

Mint because it's outrageous and grows everywhere

What philosophical concept frustrates you the most?


Anything involving numbers. I didn't sign up for that.

What would be your death row meal?

Fried Chicken and whatever food cost the government the most money to procure.

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Madison
Miller

What's the weirdest thing you do in your free time?

Walking in circles

If you could eliminate any color, which would you choose and why?
 

Red-orange, I always picked up this crayon when I wanted red 

If you could be a fly on the wall in any room, what room would you be in?

I'd love to go to music festivals without standing, paying, or camping

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What is the weirdest thing you do in your free time?

I procrastinate by obsessing over non-existent zits

What things are most commonly found in your pockets?

Target receipts, keys, & phone

What would your band name be?

Mashed Potatoes in October
 

Ash
Totten
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Isabel
Lozano

What's the weirdest thing you do in your free time?

I have a shopping addiction, and that isn't weird, it's just concerning 

If you could tell time with any object, which would you choose?


The sky

If you could be a fly on the wall in any room, which room would you be in?

Any room with Timothee Chalamette

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If you were a type of plant, what would you be?

Bamboo (I want to be eaten by Pandas)


Favorite fictional character?

Babe, the pig


Where is the strangest place you spent a Saturday in high school?

Tijuana


What would be your band name?

The Aggravated Sloths

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Concepción
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Jimmy
Mitchell

What's the weirdest thing you do in your free time?

I will visit random places like old buildings, graveyards, rivers, etc.

What's the weirdest place you've spent a Saturday night in high school?

 

In an old pipe drain underneath the interstate  

If you could tell time with any object, which would you choose?

My wrist/forearm. "Oh, it's a hair past a freckle, a.k.a. 3:00 PM"

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