OUR STAFF
Izabella
Miller
If you had your own talk show, who would your first guest be?
Nathan Fielder ​
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What is your favorite arbitrary fact?
The wasabi you eat at sushi restaurants isn't actually wasabi, it's horseradish
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What is the weirdest thing you do in your free time?
I treat Spotify like instagram and stalk everyone I know. What are you listening to right now? I know.
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social media manager
Gabe
Baker
If you had your own talk show, who would your first guest be?
Justin Bieber
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What’s your most irrational fear?
BALLOONS
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What's your favorite arbitrary fact?
The number of teeth snails have range from 14,000 to 20,000
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What would be your death row meal?
Cane box combo sub coleslaw for fries and half unsweet tea half lemonade
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Taylor
Tate
If you could eliminate any color, which would you choose, why?
Burnt orange, I feel the University of Texas needs saving from that terrible color palette.
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What is the weirdest thing you do in your free time?
Practice giving debate speeches to walls.
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If you had to eat a crayon, what color would you choose?
Light blue, I'm hoping for the flavor of a Sonic ocean water.
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social media assistant
What's something on your bucket list?
Visiting ZhangJiaJie National forest in China
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If you had to eat a crayon, what color would you choose?
Purple
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What is your favorite arbitrary fact?
The speed of light in a vacuum is 299,792,458 m/s
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What would your death row meal be?
Purple crayons
Diego
Schleppe
Editor-In-Chief
Maia
Clinkscales
What's your favorite animal?
Dogs. I know it's a basic answer, but I can't help it. I love dogs.
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What's the weirdest food combination you enjoy?
Takis and pickled okra
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If you could tell time with any object, what would you choose?
My nose ring
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What would be your death row meal?
Asahi Imports rice balls, specifically the Abura Miso and Chicken Karage. Also, Japanese Curry. So yummy.
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web design
Jennifer
Rowland
What's your favorite animal?
Dung beetles! They're holding ecosystems together singlehandedly with the power of poop every day, but do they need recognition or fame? NO! Are their adorable likenesses plastered on WWF merch? NO! Their steadfastness and authenticity humbles me.
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If you were a fictional character, who would you be?
Probably more aspirational than an actual resemblance: Ted Lasso or Leslie Knope (Parks & Recreation). And Jackson Lamb (Slow Horses) is #goals for my retirement era!​
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managing editor
Rowan
Hartje
If you could eliminate any color, which would you choose and why?​
That awkward shade of blue/purple that isn’t really blue or purple but also both because it irritates me.
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What things are most commonly found in your pockets?
Always a lucky penny in the tiny bonus pocket on the right side of your jeans that doesn’t fit anything. That’s because it’s a lucky penny pocket
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What's the weirdest food combination you enjoy?
Tomatoes with mustard, just as a snack, no other ingredients
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If you had to eat a crayon, what color would you choose?
As the proud owner of the 120 Crayola Crayon set, gotta be Wild Watermelon
content editor
copy editor
If you were a fictional character, who would you be?​
Brock Samson from The Venture Bros
What would your death row meal be?​
55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos
If you had your own talk show, who would your first guest be?​
The tickle monster
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Levi
Crowder
Leo
Paez Martinez
What would you win an Olympic medal for?
Longest running D&D campaign without canceling.
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What's something on your bucket list?
Visit Spain again, specifically the Canary Islands.
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If you had your own talk show, who would your first guest be?
Michael Morgan
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If you could be a fly on the wall in any room, what room would you be in?
The International Space Station, space fly.
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Ash
Jeffries
What's the weirdest food combination you enjoy?
Pickles and goat cheese.
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What things are most commonly found in your pockets?
Taco bell Diablo Sauce.
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What's your most irrational fear?
The day after going to taco bell.
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If you could eliminate any color, which would you choose and why?
Chartreuse because the name is too long
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associate editor
If you were a type of plant, what would you be?
Bamboo (I want to be eaten by Pandas)
Favorite fictional character?
Babe, the pig
Where is the strangest place you spent a Saturday in high school?
Tijuana
What would be your band name?
The Aggravated Sloths
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Dave
Concepción
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