OUR STAFF
What's your favorite animal?
Goats!
What is your most irrational fear?
The bridge breaking while I drive across it.
What would be your death row meal?
My Nana's chicken and noodles and mashed potatoes.
Kailee
Amos
Jasmine
Bennett
What’s your most irrational fear?
Bathrooms… creepy and gross!
If you were a fictional character, who would you be?
Lord Business from the Lego Movie
If you could eliminate any color, which would you choose and why?
Neon orange, it feels so unnecessary
Connor
Dull
What’s something on your bucket list?
Own and Build Lego Death Star.
What’s your biggest pet peeve?
Q&A’s.
What things are most commonly found in your pockets?
Toy catterpillar.
Cassidy
Purvis
If you had to eat a crayon, what color would you choose?
I think I’d have to go with pink, for no other reason besides the fact that the color is pretty.
If you were a fictional character, who would you be?
Strawberry Shortcake. I always thought she was so cool.
If you could be a fly on the wall in any room, what room would you be in?
The Yale University library
Wesley
Volkert
If you had to eat a crayon, what color would you choose?
Green, I’d think they would taste soapy.
What would your death row meal be?
Pesto.
If you were a plant what kind of plant would you be?
I think I would be cilantro
If you were a type of plant, what would you be?
Bamboo (I want to be eaten by Pandas)
Favorite fictional character?
Babe, the pig
Where is the strangest place you spent a Saturday in high school?
Tijuana
What would be your band name?
The Aggravated Sloths
Managing Editor
Dave
Concepción
If you had your own talkshow, who would your first guest be?
Wendy Willams, we have some things to discuss.
If you could be a fly on the wall in any room, what room would you be in?
The script writing room for Glee.
What's something on your bucket list?
Backpack around Europe and stay in not scary hostels.
Ryleigh
Bateman
Cece
Becker
What is your most irrational fear?
I am terrified that I will somehow get trench foot. I literally lose sleep over it.
What is the strangest gift you've ever received?
My younger brother gave me a bottle of motor oil for Christmas one year. He was 6 and I was 8.
If you had to eat a crayon, what color would you choose?
Crayola's Dandelion Yellow. There's just something so tempting about it.
What’s something on your bucket list?
Feed a giraffe! I hear they like cabbage.
What’s your most irrational fear?
I found a cockroach in my loofa once while camping. Horrifying. Life-changing. I’ve used bar soap ever since.
What’s your favorite arbitrary fact?
The dead outnumber the living, we are the minority.
Abby
Burns
Delaney
Davis
DeFord
Cope
What is your favorite arbitrary fact?
Did you know mice have a vertical jump of almost 13 inches? I wish I didn't.
What philosophical concept frustrates you the most?
The notion that language is inherently limiting and the biggest answers can’t be adequately described in words. Something to that effect, at least; I don’t know how to explain.
What would be your death row meal?
Shellfish. I'm deathly allergic to shellfish. I refuse to give them the satisfaction of executing me on their terms.
Chief Editor
Jackson
Smith
What would be your death row meal?
100 piece traditional Mango Habanero and Desert Heat dry rub wings from B-Dubs, half Mango Habanero and half Desert Heat.
What would your band name be?
“Matching Ties,” and the outfits would be black pants, white button up shirts, and crazy ties that do NOT indeed match. I’d be the lead piano player, once I learn how to play.
What is my favorite animal?
My favorite animal is an elephant. I love how creative, strong, gentle (unless it’s during mating season), and how emotional they are. They are truly the king of the jungle.
Jason
Holtzman
What’s the strangest gift you’ve ever received?
Fifty frozen one dollar bills — cold hard cash.
If you were a fictional character, who would you be?
The Globglogabgalab.
If you had to eat a crayon, what color would you choose?
(Dark) Cerulean blue – Blue has been my favorite color and it’s Percy Jackson’s favorite. That’s all the reasoning I need.
Adjwou
Mesgana
Waiss
What’s your most irrational fear?
I have been terrified of dolls since I came out of the womb.
What is the weirdest thing you do in your free time?
I watch past Grammy award shows.
What is your favorite arbitrary fact?
Prince Rogers Nelson played every instrument on his debut record.
Lauren
Kallenback
What’s your most irrational fear?
Centipedes just being alive
What is your favorite arbitrary fact?
People's kneecaps don’t become bone until the ages 2-6 3.
What would be your death row meal?
Alfredo with endless cheese garlic bread
If you could eliminate any color, which would you choose and why?
Magenta, shouldn’t exist
What’s your favorite animal?
The raccoon who washes his cotton candy
If you had your own talk show, who would your first guest be?
An animal mayor
Isaach
Watkins
Serena
Thompson
What’s your biggest pet peeve?
When someone sits next to me, but there are empty seats around.
If you had your own talk show, who would your first guest be?
Megan Thee Stallion
What things are most commonly found in your pockets?
Lip gloss, lip gloss, and more lip gloss!
Stance Internal Staff
