OUR STAFF
Izabella
Miller
Favorite number and why?
20 because Stance volume 20 its coming
You've found a cat on the street. What do you name it?
I would name them Stance after Stance: An International Undergraduate Philosphy Journal
If you had to give a presentation in 10 minutes what would it be about?
Reasons why you should read Stance volume 20
How many gnomes could you take in a fight?
Any number as long as Im protecting my copy of Stance volume 20
Editor-In-Chief
Breck
Elliott
What is your favorite arbitrary fact?
'þ' (pronounced 'thorn') is a letter from Old English þat was replaced in favor of 'th' on account of printing press limitations. In þe alphabet, it fell eiþer between y and z or after z. Today, it holds relevance in þe modern Icelandic alphabet and novelty English usage such as þis.
If you were a plant, what kind of plant would you be?
A nuclear energy plant.
If you could be a fly on þe wall in any room, what room would you be in?
Þe 1927 Solvay Conference.
Web Editor / Content Editor
Brayden
Hall
What's your favorite arbitrary fact?
A pint of hippo milk has almost 2000 calories
What's one discontinued product you'd bring back?
Many of the Taco Bell items
Yes or No?
mmmmmm...no
Content Editor
Maia
Clinkscales
What's piece of media is a 10/10 to you?
prima by adéla
What's something on your bucket list
to live in New York for a period of time
What would be your last meal be?
Onigiri: favs are Abura Miso and Chicken Karage. Also, Japanese curry.
What are two things you absolutely cannot stand?
Slow walking and wet socks
Content Editor
What are two things you absolutely cannot stand?
Ice breakers and Cherry Coke
What would your last meal be?
Chicken fried steak with over easy eggs and home fries, Langzhou beef noodle soup, katsu curry, and a McDonald's Coke
If you could get rid of any color which one?
Blue it's been popular too long
Web Editor / Content Editor
Holly
Garrison
Andy
Heimlich
What's your favorite arbitrary fact?
Our modern conception of magic is predominantly drawn from the merger of Greek and Egyptian concepts of magic as a result of the cultural conversation brought about by the Ptolemaic kingdom, especially stemming from the cult of Hermes Trismegistus
What piece of media is a 10/10?
C.S. Lewis' The Great Divorce
What are two things you absolutely cannot stand?
Speech without meaning and incredibly artifical food
Content Editor
What’s something on your bucket list?
Swimming with the radioactive catfish in the Chernobyl cooling ponds.
What is your favorite arbitrary fact?
If the Earth was the size of a basketball, the moon would be the size of a tennis ball, and they would be twenty-three feet away from each other.
If you were to be a fictional character, who would you be?
Ash Ketchum. Gotta Catch’em All.
Haley ELi
Social Media Manager / Content Editor
Caden
Grimball
What would you win an Olympic medal for?
Google Snake and Minesweeper
What are two things you absolutely cannot stand
Google Snake and Minesweeper
If you had to give a presentation in 10 minutes what would it be about?
Google Snake and Minesweeper
Content Editor
Madilyn
Lee-Whited
What would you win an Olympic medal for?
Swimming, not because I was Olympic material but because it was the only sport I did.
What's your most irrational fear?
Immaculate conception. Thankfully, I am not Mary material.
Yes or No?
Yes
Content Editor
You've found a cat on the street. What do you name it?
Cheese because when I get a dog his name will be mac so I will have Mac and Cheese
What's something on your bucket list?
Surf big sur
Which emoji do you use the most?
😭 🌝 🙈
Content Editor
Reece
Owens
Content Editor
Ian Petak
Favorite number and why?
All numbers are the same to me
If you had to give a presentation in 10 minutes, what would it be about?
Nothing, I would just stare at the audience nervously until the ten minutes are up.
What's your favorite arbitrary fact?
Not arbitrary, but "Big Ben" is actually called The Elizabeth Tower. Big Ben is the bell inside of the tower.
"So it is with philosophy: if it exists, it is anywhere but in works of philosophy."
-Baudrillard
Content Editor
Jakob
Price
What things are most commonly found in your pockets?
Lipstick, old receipts, a bunch of change, at least one weird trinket, and my commonplace book.
If you had your own talkshow, who would your first guest be?
David Lynch (rest in peace).
If you were a plant, what kind of plant would you be?
A willow tree, probably.
Content Editor
Briley
Sherwood
Content Editor
Aaron
Tanglertpaibul
What is your favorite arbitrary fact?
Did you know that the Haudenosaunee contained several overarching clans based on animals that supersede tribal identity
How many gnomes could you take in a fight?
10 with preparation weapons wise and battlefield wise
What's your most irrational fear?
Medium sized excitable dogs even though I love dogs
Managing Editor
Seth
Thompson
What are two things you absolutely cannot stand?
Apathy and tapioca pudding
Strangest gift you've ever received?
A drawing of Christopher Walken being pounced on by kittens
What's one discontinued product you'd bring back?
VHS tapes or DVDs (but only so that we could bring back the video store)
If you were a type of plant, what would you be?
Bamboo (I want to be eaten by Pandas)
Favorite fictional character?
Babe, the pig
Where is the strangest place you spent a Saturday in high school?
Tijuana
What would be your band name?
The Aggravated Sloths
Managing Editor
Dave
Concepción
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