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If you could be a fly on the wall in any room, which room would you be in?
Thalia Hall in Chicago
What is the weirdest thing you do in your free time?
I pick a mobile game, like Candy Crush, and play it until I beat every level, and then I start over again with a new game
What would your band name be?
The Wombat Combat
Cece
Becker
Associate Editor
Luke
Brown
What's your favorite arbitrary fact?
Dolphins have "names" for each other
If you were a plant, what kind plant would you be?
Ficus audrey - I'm scrawny like the trunk and branches on the houseplants
If you could be a fly on the wall in any room, which room would you be in?
Kanye West's bedroom, you'd see everything...
Content Editor
What things are most commonly found in your pockets?
The usual: wallet, car keys, a sample of volcanic ash from Mount St. Helens, an inhaler—nothing out of the ordinary
Which philosophical concept frustrates you the most?
The notion that language is inherently limiting and the biggest answers can’t be adequately described in words. Something to that effect, at least; I don’t know how to explain it
What would be your death row meal?
Shellfish. I'm deathly allergic to shellfish. I refuse to give them the satisfaction of executing me on their terms
DeFord
Cope
Associate Editor
Ethan
Fuller
What's your favorite arbitrary fact?
It took the Australian government two wars, referred to collectively as “The Great Emu War,” to reduce wild emu populations
If you were a plant, what kind of plant would you be?
I’d probably be some form of cactus since I rarely ever drink water and am still surviving
If you could be a fly on the wall in any room, which room would you be in?
I’d definitely be that fly that constantly terrorizes the Starbucks employees. You know, the one that jumps from drink to drink, tasting each one
Content Editor
Luna
Metzing
What is the weirdest thing you do in your free time?
Can peppers
What philosophical concept frustrates you the most?
Capitalism
If you could be a fly on the wall in any room, which room would you be in?
An empty one
Associate Editor
Kevin
Todd
What is the weirdest thing you do in your free time?
Think
If you could be a fly on the wall in any room, which room would you be in?
Kitchen
If you could eliminate any color, which would it be and why?
Neon green, annoying color
Content Editor
Rachel
Johnson
If you were a plant, what kind of plant would you be?
Mint because it's outrageous and grows everywhere
What philosophical concept frustrates you the most?
Anything involving numbers. I didn't sign up for that.
What would be your death row meal?
Fried Chicken and whatever food cost the government the most money to procure.
Editor-in-Chief
Madison
Miller
What's the weirdest thing you do in your free time?
Walking in circles
If you could eliminate any color, which would you choose and why?
Red-orange, I always picked up this crayon when I wanted red
If you could be a fly on the wall in any room, what room would you be in?
I'd love to go to music festivals without standing, paying, or camping
Content Editor
What is the weirdest thing you do in your free time?
I procrastinate by obsessing over non-existent zits
What things are most commonly found in your pockets?
Target receipts, keys, & phone
What would your band name be?
Mashed Potatoes in October
Ash
Totten
Content Editor
Isabel
Lozano
What's the weirdest thing you do in your free time?
I have a shopping addiction, and that isn't weird, it's just concerning
If you could tell time with any object, which would you choose?
The sky
If you could be a fly on the wall in any room, which room would you be in?
Any room with Timothee Chalamette
Content Editor
If you were a type of plant, what would you be?
Bamboo (I want to be eaten by Pandas)
Favorite fictional character?
Babe, the pig
Where is the strangest place you spent a Saturday in high school?
Tijuana
What would be your band name?
The Aggravated Sloths
Managing Editor
Dave
Concepción
Jimmy
Mitchell
What's the weirdest thing you do in your free time?
I will visit random places like old buildings, graveyards, rivers, etc.
What's the weirdest place you've spent a Saturday night in high school?
In an old pipe drain underneath the interstate
If you could tell time with any object, which would you choose?
My wrist/forearm. "Oh, it's a hair past a freckle, a.k.a. 3:00 PM"
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